"May The Booty Get Fatter And The Stomach Get Flatter Amen" Womens Tank Top Bella Canvas 8800. Hands down this is by far our newest and softest tank top. Super breathable, comfortable, sexy, fashionable, flowy, you will get many compliments on this tank top. We stand behind all of our tank tops and tshirts, but this tank keeps everyone ranting. Half of our production team is wearing it today. Take a shot in the dark and try something we promise you wont regret. If you get it and decide we're lying we will gladly send you your money back for the return of our awesome new everything tank top, printed and designed by our creative Funny Threadz® Brand Designers and production team.